you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry
i once read that
everyone is made up of
sixty five percent of water
are made from
and ninety five percent
of the ocean remains
i am mostly water
and star dust
and an unmapped body
i wonder if i am pure water or tap water
and am i star dust or star dirt
and am i a mermaid or just a common fish
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
they have the exact same laughing face omg
Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing
DAVE MY BB
franco brothers omg