eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

(via hate-to-love-it)

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako, via startnoticing)

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When you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

(Source: whimmy-bam, via ndltlovesyou)

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just-one-wallflower:

i once read that
everyone is made up of
sixty five percent of water

and elements
are made from
exploded stars

and ninety five percent
of the ocean remains
unexplored

i am mostly water
and star dust
and an unmapped body

i wonder if i am pure water or tap water
and am i star dust or star dirt
and am i a mermaid or just a common fish

- S.J.

(via just-one-wallflower)

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sleeping-in-dumbledores-beard:

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

Too accurate

(via d0pe-jars)

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

(via tendtobepessimistic)

rebelledfor-destiel:

knows nothing about cars

would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building

through the fog

at night

(via tendtobepessimistic)

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

(Source: sopiasexual, via hopelessly-hope-ful)

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

(Source: iraffiruse, via hate-to-love-it)

inwhyseaexoh:

palmist:

florels:

mean-maori:

mygoddessathena:

they have the exact same laughing face omg

Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing

DAVE MY BB

franco brothers omg

so sexy.

(Source: ishailed, via galexiesaway)

le-rucci:

x

(Source: nikuusia, via gocryaboutitbitch)

cameronsasmor:

i will never not reblog this

(Source: mentlst, via red-sky-in-the-morning)